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Confucius

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Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.

Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy.

Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.

Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.

Man who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet, many moons!

Man who fall in vat of molten optical glass makespectacle of self

Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self

Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.

Man who fight with wife in morning, get no piece at night.

Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night

Man who finger woman during her period, gets caught red handed Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.

Man who get hit by car,get that run down feeling

Man who gets kicked in testicles is left holding bag.

Man who go out with flat chested woman have right to feel low.

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.

Man who goes to bed with sex problem, wakes up with solution in hand.

Man who has hand down mans pants, not feeling himself today.

Man who invented the eraser had human race pretty well sized up.

Man who kisses girl's behind gets crack in face.

Man who lay girl on hill not on level.

Man who lays woman on ground, get piece on earth.

Man who live in glass house should dress in basement.

Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

Man who lose key to girlfriend's house get no new key.

Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money.

Man who neglects his duty as a citizen not entitled to his rights.

Man who put cream in tart not always baker.

Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.

Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache

Man who put woman on ground have peace on earth.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who says it cannot be done, should not interrupt woman doing it.

Man who screws woman on hill not on level.

Man who sinks into woman's arms soon has arms in woman's sink.

Man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.

Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloon.

Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot. Man who suck nipples make clean breast of things.

Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.

Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

Man who walks thru closing airport gates is going to Bangkok

Man with athletic fingers make broad jump. Man with closed mouth gathers no foot!

Man with erection who walks into a wall, breaks his nose.

Man with hand in pocket is always on the ball.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Man with steel balls not play with magnets.

Man who live in glass house no throw stones.

Man with forked tongued no kiss balloon.

Confucius say baseball wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk

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