What's a ghosts favourite fruit?
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"
What tops off a ghost's sundae?
What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt.
How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
"Make a fright turn at the corner."
Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
At the ghastly station
What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office