( History : This award is given posthumously to people who are inadvertantly helping in weeding out the "stupid" genetic pool from society- darwinisms ) There are many transmission lines that crisscross Connecticut. These are held up by Transmission Towers of various constructions. Those most commonly installed near urban areas are called "metal Ornamental Towers" (supposedly prettier than wood towers). Sometimes adventurous folks climb the towers in order to enjoy the view and the night air. Most stay away from the wires, and when they get bored, come back down. Apparently, a man who was forlorn after a recent spat with his girl- friend needed some fresh air to clear his head and decided to climb a tower. He stopped for a 6 pack to help clear his thoughts, went to a tower south of Hartford, next to I-91, and climbed it. Public Service employees later pieced the story together. The man sat there 60 feet above the highway, drank his beer and consoled his bruised ego. After 5 beers, he needed to do what people often need to do after 5 beers. It being such a long hike down, he unzipped and did his business right there off the tower. Electricity is a funny thing. One doesn't need to touch a wire in order to get shocked. Depending on conditions, 115,000 volt lines,like those supported by the tower, could shock a person as far away as 6 feet. When the man "whizzed" near the conductor (wire), the power arced up his "stream" (urine is an excellent conductor of electricity), traveled up to his private parts, and blew him off the tower. The guys at the power company noted a momentary outage on this line and sent repairmen to see if there was any damage. When they got to the scene of the accident, they found a very dead person, his fly down, what was left of his private parts smoking, and a single beer left on top.

A poodle killed its owner by jumping into his lap as he was demonstrating the safety catch of a handgun to his mother, who was anxious about a spate of burglaries. The poodle caused the gun to fire into his heart and John Hwilka died within minutes of the accident, police in Milwaukee said yesterday. It is the second case of a dog killing its owner in America this month. In California, a man was crushed by his own truck after he stepped out to open a gate and his dog accidentally released the brake, causing the vehicle to roll over him. The dog, a Rhodesian ridgeback, then died in the hot truck from dehydration.