What's a ghosts favourite fruit?
Booberries

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin goblin.

Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"

What tops off a ghost's sundae?
Whipped scream

What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt.

How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders.

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
Toasty ghosty.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
"Make a fright turn at the corner."

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
At the ghastly station

What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
He's mist

Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office