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An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a Trooper. "Ma'am, I'm not going
to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy." "Oh, I'll let my husband,
Jacob, know as soon as I get home." "That's fine..... Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across
the horse's back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take
care of that right away!" Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the Trooper. "Well,
dear, what exactly did he say?" "He said the reflector is broken." "OK, I can fix that in two minutes. What else?" "I'm not
sure, Jacob... something about the emergency brake."
Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and
so on. "So, uh, I guess you believe Y2K is a biggie huh?" "Naw", says the neighbor. "Ah's jes' stockin' the bunker now, 'cuz
if I did it any other time, people'd think ah's nuts."
Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach, and the son goes and
plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with breasts a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Minutes later, he runs back and says, "Mommy,
I saw men with penises a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back
to play. Several minutes later, he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever
saw, and the more they talked, the dumber he got!"
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