A lawyer charged a man $1,000 for legal services. The man paid him in cash with crisp new $100 bills. After the client
left, the lawyer discovered that two bills had stuck together -- he'd been overpaid by $100.
The ethical dilemma for the
lawyer: Should he tell his partner?
A ventriloquist walked up to an Indian and said "I'll bet I can make your horse talk." Indian: "Horse no talk" Ventriloquist:
"Sure watch this. Hi horse. How does you master treat you?" Horse: "Oh, he is good to me. He gives me food, water and he keeps
me out of the sun." Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make you dog talk." Indian: "Dog no talk." Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this.
Dog, how are you? Does your master treat you good?" Dog: "Oh! He treats me good. He gives me food, water and he plays ball
with me." Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make your sheep talk." Indian: "Sheep Lie! Sheep Lie!"